Posts by Electric_Lights

Urn said:

I now process payrolls.

In a way I'm in corporate Special Ops, since no one knows my name, or what I do, or even knows I exist.

Urn said:

As a sockfucker with aspirations to special forcedom in his youf, only to fail the height and vision requirements, I will download.

bensa.nli said:

You rang?

. said:

So says the tough guy crying about he isn't loved.

. said:

Christ, it's from a fucking Jimmy Buffett song you dumbass.

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Let's take it a bit further, please. What's to keep the EU a political union should it fail as an economic union? And if you are Turkey, Poland, Romania, Albania, Bulgaria, or the Baltics, forget getting into the EU. Isn't going to happen. Just be glad you are in NATO.

Gary said:

Sorry this happened dude.

Years ago a coworker / friend of mine killed his wife (brutal multiple stabbing). She had and filed for divorce but not moved out of their house. He was about 3 weeks into the situation and told me he was feeling down, asked me to get a drink with him in the bar in the building. I turned him down. He went anyway, had several drinks alone, went to the house and stabbed her dozens of times. Hid the body in a trash bin and left the state. They caught up with him a few days later.

I have felt guilty about not spending time with him that evening for over a decade.

Heh. Yuo should.

Sorry. Too busy.
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hoehappa said:

IT is true heartbreak for the family. killing ones self is a permanant solution to a temporary problem.

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Why does everyone dress normally, but they dress up the robot in 19th century garb?

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That's one lawsuit by a lawyer in St Louis that's trying to make a quick buck by twisting the definition of "late fees".

Go on. Say it. Just go ahead and say it.
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Saw a Blockbuster "box", like Redbox, charging a dollar. Dont care, Blockbuster store employees acted like Nazi's back in the day. Fuck them.

1998:

Hi, I noticed that you charged me $8.00 for a late fee, but I did in fact drop the movie in the box befo--
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YOU MUST BE GASSED!
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Well, those stores in more affluent and educated areas could carry more obscure titles. Maybe carry all the Criterion titles, for example. Not everyone wants to see the latest Kevin Smith shitfest.

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I would bet you their reason for not doing that is that if they force you to come in, you might rent another movie.

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They do have that. It's their online club. You can return it to the store OR just put it in the mail.

If you return it to the store you get another movie FREE!

Blockbuster really isn't THAT bad.