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8/16/2009 6:51 pm

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I put her face down on the padded bench and lowered it properly.

Her pants were already at her ankles, and it was clear that she was very clean.

I took the retractors and separated her cheeks.

Much to my horror, the shop assistant hadn't prepared the bleach solution! I was mortified. This poor lady waited for twenty mintues with her ass in the air, cheeks spread, while I was in the back mixing up the bleach in the applicator bottle.

Finally, I was ready. I let a little dribble out of the top, and the damn top came off, and bleach poured all over her hole and ass.

Now the lady is howling in pain, as I rush to get some towels. The end result is a customer with a completely bleached ass, and, probably, a lawsuit.


8/16/2009 6:45 pm

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I've tried that one. I stall out in the middle. I can still only do about 40 at a time.
8/16/2009 4:43 pm

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When you are a big whig in the Government, say a GS-14 or 15, the government will pay for you to go to a 3 week seminar at Harvard Leadership school. One tard I know went. Afterwards, on his resume, guess what he said?

8/16/2009 4:40 pm

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. said:I priced the same degree in the local CC here, $108/credit and you need 62credits. Add 3 grand for books, fees, and expenses.

you are under 7 grand. That is exactly 1/7th the cost of ITT Tech.



But you won't get chosen for a commercial to tell everyone how you turned your life around.
8/16/2009 4:32 pm

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This is what we died for
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8/16/2009 3:34 pm

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Damb nigga, if yo money ain't right, git yo' ass to Eastwood College and git you some education.
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8/16/2009 3:30 pm

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My other shirt's a polo.
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8/16/2009 3:26 pm

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Sugardaddies must be doing well.
8/16/2009 3:22 pm

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I got another letter from my last college that looked like a bill: "Amount Due: $45.00... to be a member of your Alumni Club!"

Big belly laugh/cockstrap.
8/16/2009 3:21 pm

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The problem with physical gold holdings that I see is that unless you live in a real gold market, with real gold traders, like Manhattan, when you try to sell it Fuckfaceburg, Tennessee, the redneck will not give you anything close to "the going price" for gold.
8/16/2009 2:16 am

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Right Said Fred wore some pretty awesome mesh shirts.
8/16/2009 2:06 am

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Curby said:Polo shirts are for fucking faggots and server room losers.



+1
8/15/2009 7:52 pm

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. said:Who wants to live with an asshole they don't know?



<----Another asshole.

When you're on different shifts, and the rules are established, it's not as hard as it seems.
8/15/2009 7:49 pm

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Sounds like L.A. to me.
8/15/2009 7:48 pm

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. said:Something about rent going through the roof in the near future.




Better to get a roommate and never sign a lease. Saves a bundle.
8/15/2009 7:34 pm

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Problem is, you never really own anything at all. Someone wants it, they take it or tax it until they can take it.
8/15/2009 3:40 pm

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. said:True, but if you hold the note you sue the fucker into oblivion.



For what? They stopped paying because they don't have the money.

Rule 1: Don't sue someone that has no money.
8/15/2009 3:39 pm

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. said:I had not read his books, and scored free tickets .



I wouldn't really call it a score.
8/15/2009 3:36 pm

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. said:Exactly right. But the people who did do this are laughing. Either the idiot who bought their house is paying OR they own it again. If they bought cheap, sold high and HELD THE MORTGAGE they are laughing.



Even non judicial foreclosures are messy :sad:
8/15/2009 3:33 pm

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. said:That's the point. Casey shouldn't have been playing that game in the first place. That is why he failed.



What game should he have been playing? :oldlol:
8/15/2009 3:30 pm

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It's getting hard to find anybody with enough scratch for that deposit/down payment.
8/15/2009 3:25 pm

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bipft said:I think I'd be worried about real physical harm. He's safe in his compound being serviced by brown people who call him Bwana.



He's also probably used to slapping Haoles.
8/15/2009 3:22 pm

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. said:He's not coming. Check the ad you saw VERY carefully. There's a band of idiots going around touting the Rich Dad program but right at the bottom of the ad they will say that Robert K is NOT attending the event. Just re-heating the same old sucker play and getting rich doing it.



He is too lazy to even Skype into the event? Hard to believe.
8/15/2009 3:19 pm

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. said:You gotta admit he was right about houses being liabilities.



When the hell did he say that. Not that I pay much attention, but I believe he thought that it was pretty much "sweet passive income." Taught Casey every thing he knew.
8/15/2009 3:08 pm

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Rich Dad's Prophecy (2002)
Rich Dad's Prophecy predicts that the market will crash around 2016 when the oldest Baby Boomers start cashing out their 401(k) plans. Individuals whose savings are locked into 401(k) plans will suffer because these retirement plans are not flexible and do not do well in a bear market.[5] Robert Kiyosaki believes this may be his most important book yet.

Little did he knoa that all those 401K's would be worthless anyway

 

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