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5/5/2011 5:13 am

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. said:Kirby, you're easily one of my favorite trolles on this board. You go from repairing shitty Jags or whatever in a mechanics shop to a world-traveling executive in just a few months. :lol: I love you little man. Keep it coming.



:lol: Don't forget, he was also squatting in an unoccupied condominium for months.
5/4/2011 12:42 am

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CHRISTOPHARAOH JONES said:BEING WELL-TRAVELED IS INDEED BE AN ATTRACTIVE TRAIT IN THOSE INSTANCES WHERE IT REFLECTS INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY, INDEPENDENCE, ADAPTABILITY, AND AN EXTERNAL FOCUS RATHER THAN AN INTERNAL ONE.

THE TYPE OF TRAVELING DONE BY 95%+ OF YOUNG WOMEN EMBODIES NONE OF THIS.



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5/2/2011 3:42 am

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. said:2002:

IF YOU KILL OSAMA, YOU'LL MAKE HIM A MARTYR! THERE WILL NEVER BE PEACE!
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2011:

OSAMA IS DEAD! THE MESSIAH IS TRULY OUR SAVIOR!
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5/2/2011 2:28 am

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He's admitting that the birth certificate was Photoshopped
5/1/2011 3:18 pm

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. said:Reality is she is living every womans fantasy...


celebrity status, made heaps of money by doing nothing, cornholed by black cock, approaching midlife with no husband or kids.

Every woman wants that



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4/30/2011 6:37 pm

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. said:That big butt would get her far in Atlanta,



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2/25/2011 9:53 pm

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Are Mini-Coopers gay?

Pud and his lesbian wife share one. :discussionclosed:
2/14/2011 5:19 pm

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. said:I didn't take the receipt, retard. Who the fuck does?

In case you really want to know what we had, here it is from memory:

Pomegranate margarita
20 oz Sam Adams seasonal draught
Mussels appetizer
Calamari appetizer
Pear & Gorgonzola Ravioli with Shrimp entree
Carbonara with Shrimp entree
Regular margarita on the rocks
Tiramisu desert



Fucking hogs.



The only thing on that list that is even palatable is the Sam Adams.



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2/14/2011 7:11 am

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2/13/2011 9:27 pm

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:lol: It's freads like this that keep me coming back to F2.
10/19/2010 5:13 pm

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. said:going to Kansas City. i feel like George Clooney in Up in the Air.
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qkJYgBhAU7Q/Sh1cWtxcMTI/AAAAAAAAAF4/TAdyTPjJZsM/s320/emo_philips_old.jpg

She's a fucking moron.



Fixed, using a photo emote that better represents Ilomba.
9/30/2010 2:30 pm

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. said:geico won't hire smokers.



Smart. I think a lot of companies are going this direction.
9/30/2010 4:25 am

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. said:Where is his pic. im sure there is a facebook, myspace, linkedin page for himb



http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01728/student_1728190c.jpg

:lol: He looks like a hybrid between :trev: and :stewart:
8/27/2010 2:16 pm

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KM.as.a.dot said:
. said:Interest rates at historic lows.
Government spending at record levels.

And we get growth at a 1.6% annual rate. :lol:

The report fed into growing fears that the nation could be at risk of a new economic downturn known as a double-dip recession. While the economy is still growing, growth of less than 2% is considered too weak to prompt businesses to start hiring again.

Whoever wrote this shit should use their last dollar to purchase a clue.

1. There's no double dip. The first recession never ended. It was just manipulated and extended by government and fed meddling.
2. Business won't hire because they have no demand for their products because 10% OF THE WORKERS IN THE US ARE UNEMPLOYED AND CLOSE TO 20% ARE UNDEREMPLOYED.



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If wages keep falling and the unemployment situation isnt improving, then who do they expect us to believe is doing the added consuming?



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8/27/2010 1:53 pm

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http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/gallery/l7of71-l7of4q12.bren.08xx.la.jpg

http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/gallery/l7of72-l7of4s13.bren.08xx.la.jpg
8/17/2010 8:18 pm

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Of course, yuo knoa what this means...

The obligatory appearances on Oprah and that blonde dyke who has a daytime show (can't remember her name), where she gushes about her Hindu conversion.

Followed by...

HONEY, I THINK I'M GONNA BECOME A HINDU, AND I'D LIKE TO RAISE THE KIDS TO BE HINDUS, TOO
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OH FUCK...THREE YEARS AGO, SHE WAS GAGA OVER THAT KABALLAH SHIT...NOW THIS
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8/17/2010 7:19 pm

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mr the horse said:I'm getting too old for men to pay attention to me anymore so I have to start doing stupid shit to make myself appear interesting. I've taken up some bullshit 3rd world religion. Anybody got a black baby I can adopt?
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Hammer meets nail. With her career sagging, you just know that the black baby adoption process has already started.
8/15/2010 6:19 pm

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Accused "Craigslist killer" Philip Markoff commits suicide in Boston Jail

E-mail LinkAugust 15, 2010 01:56 PM

Accused “Craigslist Killer” Philip Markoff committed suicide at Nashua Street Jail in Boston, where he was being held awaiting trial in the slaying of Julissa Brisman, 26, who was visiting from New York, according to Steven Tompkins, spokesman for the Suffolk County Sheriff's Office.

Officials do not know how he died, according to Tompkins. Markoff, 24, was pronounced dead at 10:17 this morning. Tompkins said authorities are investigating.

Authorities have said that Markoff shot Brisman, who was visiting Boston from New York, three times with a handgun on April 14, 2009 after they struggled in the doorway of her room on the 20th floor of the Marriott Copley in Boston. A bullet pierced her heart. Prosecutors said Markoff also battered her head.

“I’m shocked and saddened by the news,” said John Salsberg, Markoff’s attorney.

Markoff’s next court appearance was a hearing scheduled for mid-September, he said.

Salsberg declined to comment further.

Markoff had been placed on suicide watch shortly after his arrest nearly a week after the slaying.

In April 2009, Markoff was examined by medical staff at the jail and put in a special cell under camera surveillance after a correction officer saw marks on his neck that suggested he had tried to use shoelaces to hang himself, the Globe reported at the time.

Police arrested Markoff, who was living in Quincy, on April 20, 2009 after stopping him on Interstate 93 in Walpole. Markoff told police he was headed to the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut and was with his fiancee, Megan McAllister, also was in the car.

Markoff and McAllister were driven to Boston in separate cars. He was held, while McAllister was released. In his arraignment the next day, Markoff pleaded not guilty to homicide and armed robbery charges.

Markoff, a former Boston University medical student, was also charged with armed robbery and kidnapping in two similar incidents in which the victims were not injured. Prosecutors contend that Markoff, who may have been motivated by gambling debts, preyed on prostitutes and erotic masseuses he met at hotels after seeing the women's ads on the Craigslist website.
8/15/2010 6:17 pm

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http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/08/accused_craigsl_2.html?p1=News_links
8/7/2010 4:20 am

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Wow, she turns 42 in a couple of weeks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Ray

For some reason, I thought that she was in her mid 30's.
8/7/2010 2:56 am

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bensa said:She has really bad legs and knows it. And bad tits too.



Yep - very flat-chested. Her body just looks weird - she's got those really wide hips and the chest of a 10-year-old girl.
8/7/2010 2:24 am

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Remember that show "$40 A Day" that she had?

She always tipped like :antwon: - that's why I have never liked her.

THAT MEAL WAS YUMMO! AND ALL FOR $10. WITH TAX AND TIP OF $0.75, IT COMES TO $10.75 - I'M WELL BELOW MY BUDGET!
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8/3/2010 9:30 pm

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Someone better call the printing company in Shreveport and tell them to reduce the "MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT MARTIN LUTHER KING MIDDLE SCHOOL" bumper sticker order by six.
8/3/2010 7:43 pm

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. said:
m said:Hiring an employee is a big step. There's so much you have to do:

1. Hire a payroll service
2. Workmans comp insurance
3. Compliance posters, etc.



4) Lunch Room and Microwave
5) Sexual Harassment Seminars



6.) Cleaning/janitorial service to clean the urine splatter from the toilet seat(s) and baffroom floor, as well as the dirty Tupperware containers that Milton in I.T. left in teh employee dining room kitchen sink.
8/3/2010 7:39 pm

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m said:Seriously, talk to the Intuit Payroll people or ADP or Paychex. They can help with all of that. In fact, I wouldn't even consider hiring employees without using a service like that (I use ADP).



Agreed 169%. Payroll companies take care of all of the pain-in-the-ass shit with employees and the gubmint. Yes it costs money, but unless yuo have a full-time CPA in-house, you're an idiot if you don't use a payroll service. I can't imagine having to deal with that shit myself.
 

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