yeah we definitely broke into some abandoned shit while we were there. are you talking about the big cemetery? there are a few spiritualists near there but most are on that alley behind the hotel. i think someone mentioned a schoolhouse but we didn't go into one. i don't remember seeing it either
we should have done a seance, but fuck man $120 goes a lot farther when invested in alcohol. i probably would have thrown up all over the bouncing table and gotten thrown out anyway. we got to hear some knocking which was pretty cool
There is a 10x nicer place down the street (can't remember the street name) that is like a bed and breakfast for 2/3 the price.
I think it was like $100 for a shitty room with 2 twin beds. We squeezed in 3 people the first night. It's falling apart and is definitely not haunted. I saw some skulls and shit in paintings in the locals' house but I'm pretty sure that had something to do with drugs and alcohol.
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I'LL PIN YOU DOWN LIKE A GOOD LITTLE TWINK, SHOVE MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT AND GIVE YOU THE WORST CASE OF THROAT CLAMYDIA YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. THEY WROTE A FUCKING MEDICAL PAPER ABOUT THE LAST TWINK I THROAT RAPED.
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Spanky, you are racist, uncouth, classless, and lacking in redeeming qualities.
This would be OK if you didn't force yourself on others will all the grace of a drunken elephant. You are like that fat kid in elementary school who always wanted to be included but never bothered to behave in a way that would be conducive to social interaction.
You are a smart guy and you are usually right. But that isn't why people don't want you here.
MY ULTIMATE FANTASY IS TO HAVE A HAREM OF SPACE african SLAVES IN MY ORBITAL FARMING OPERATION.
I AM REALLY PUTTING MY NECK OUT WITH THIS ONE. I'M HOPING THIS IS A RELATIVELY COMMON FANTASY. I HAVE NEVER SHARED THIS WITH ANYONE BEFORE BUT I FEEL I CAN TRUST YOU GUYS.
