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12/24/2011 7:24 pm

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. said:And instead of hugs, try giving them a lap dance :thumbup:



This is a good idea. Should I hide my raging hardon first, or let it swing freely for them right from the start?
12/24/2011 7:21 pm

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I've never tried groping their asses, no. But maybe I should start? What's the worst that could happen? :hmmm:
12/24/2011 7:16 pm

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mr the horse said: :shudder:



Out with it, bitchtits. I've got a massive boner and intend to share it with you.
12/24/2011 7:10 pm

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mr the horse said:I'm not in London now. :shrug:



Where are you then? I can travel. It's not like I'm busy doing anything else.
12/24/2011 7:07 pm

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Perk. I'm in London for Christmas this year. We should meet up. I'm serious.
12/24/2011 7:06 pm

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I fucking love hugging people :aww: It's my big thing. I work with a bunch of programmers who look startled and unhappy whenever I hug themb :frown:
12/24/2011 7:03 pm

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. said:Also get a handlebar basket, a ringer, and a big orange flag for the back :thumbup:



Fucking gay



That's exactly why it's a great idea! :rockon:
12/24/2011 5:40 pm

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SPLITSVILLE_DADDY-O said:Then where's the "tripe"? :shrug:

But if this pic is the real deal, I'm guessing that the guy is either a.) a Mexican victim of Los Zetas or b.) a motorcyclist who got into an argument with an SUV.



Gotta be the first one, surely. The second option would have gore fucking everywhere instead of slicing him fairly neatly in two across the middle. Would also expect a motorcyclist to be wearing pance, although their absence may explain the reason for the SUV-argument initially.
12/24/2011 5:37 pm

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. said:Is it a 3 spd? Is it made in England? No to either of these questions = :thumbdown:



Yes to both - 3s Sturmey Archer, the dynamo version. It's got an 'N' stamped on the frame so it'll have been built in Nottingham. It's one of the very common ones from the end of the 1970's / start of the 1980's so I don't feel too bad about butchering it - the previous owner managed to get it run over by a car so the forks are now twisted and fucked :rolleyes: There are plenty more of these guys in proper mint condition that would be better renovations, but this one is being turned into a monster.
12/24/2011 5:13 pm

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. said:To avoid this a lot of chicks thrust their hips forward first (so chest goes back). This is the pussy hug. Uknown to these cunts men preferr the feel of your hot sweaty bush pressing up against their meat.



Nobody ever does this to me :confused:
12/24/2011 5:12 pm

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I only did the chainset and the seat-stays :lol: Almost every component needs to be replaced so no point wasting time on cleaning much else. Pleased the important bits are in such good nick, though.
12/24/2011 5:05 pm

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1980 Raleigh Twenty. Don't think it's been cleaned once in those 30 years. The chainset is fucking mint, even though it's all original components. If it hadn't been so filthy I'd have assumed it hadn't even been ridden in 30 years either. The bad news is that it's going to take me about two hours to clean my bathroom. But then the good news is shiny bike! Maybe I can get some spokey-dokeys and handlebar streamers for it. And go-faster stripes. Yeah man.

Merry xmas to me ^_^
4/28/2011 8:22 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJYu0JkZHw
4/28/2011 8:15 pm

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TTM said:Don't get many call girls visiting private bogs. :sad:



I could hook you up with a short-skirted minx that is currently living the high life in beautiful Prague?
4/28/2011 8:08 pm

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The OP's posts look like Perce pretending to be an American to see if he can do character acting :hmmm:
4/28/2011 7:55 pm

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TTM said:I suppose it's always useful to know your market value.



I wouldn't want to be overcharged, would I? There's a recession on. We can't all hole up in our private bog with our generators and our bear-proof fences and our crates of booze and tramadol until the economy blows over :mad:
4/28/2011 7:33 pm

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. said:The latter, surely. An Edwards twin would cost $100 for a month.



Yes but the Edwards twins are raddled, snaggletoothed cokeheads who 'work in media', not some exotic flower with a fancy website all done up in Comic Sans.
4/28/2011 7:31 pm

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madelf. said:none of you guys care about the piercing above her lip? im surprised.



She has a face? :confused:
4/28/2011 7:27 pm

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Guys, I have a question

A few people have been lolling because she costs $100 for 15 mins. I know nothing about hookers or their prices. Is that funny because she's absurdly cheap or because she's absurdly expensive? NB I am not an american so I don't know what $100 is in real money without looking it up and I'd rather have you people tell me.

TIA :wave:
4/26/2011 10:26 pm

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. said:We here at True American can’t decide if it is just low class, no class, or all that has just been mentioned.



Those guys have managed to mix up the Queen Mother (William's great-grandmother, the mother of the current Queen, Elizabeth II) with the actual Queen, Liz.

You should worry a bit about the rest of their research, tbh.
1/31/2011 3:40 pm

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. said:hi boff :wave:



Stz :wave:
1/31/2011 2:51 pm

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. said:OP turns out to be a racist piece of shit.

:rolleyes:



Maybe that's why nobody will hire himb :hmmm:


I really don't understand how it's possible to manage to be a racist in London. Could there even be a more unsuitable place to live if you don't like foreigners?
1/31/2011 2:33 pm

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. said:OP I thought this tory government was doing away with new deal and bringing in Workfare instead where they will make you do unpaid work for a period of time...



New Deal already did that. Another triumph for the mass meeja spin doctors, I see.
1/31/2011 1:24 pm

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Shiny New Kid said:Several years later he bought a top spec SL. There were only a few in the UK, it was about 120k. He'd bought a huge flat by then, but still had to park in the street.

It lasted 2 weeks before it was stolen.

The police told him that organised gangs target these cars to take to the Middle East.

He bought a Range Rover next, as it blended in with about 90% of the other cars on the street :lol:



Why didn't he buy a garage?!
1/31/2011 1:21 pm

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Me: Lisbon. Made the assumption that because it's in Western Europe, it'd be like Western Europe. Was very surprised to find out how utterly, utterly wrong I was - it's more comparable to, say, Morocco. The economy there is very depressed; no surprise there, but it's been "improving" for decades. Vehicle drivers seemed astonishingly polite and reasonable (this was probably the biggest surprise).


Yuo?
 

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