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3/25/2011 5:16 pm

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. said:Remember Kinney shoes? And Tuffskins jeans?



I remember both, and had both.

I think Tuffskins made corduroys, too.
3/24/2011 7:22 pm

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. said:Afraid? :lol:

NPR is a waste of taxpayer money. Executives at NPR have a higher salary than the POTUS. NPR does not provided balanced opinion, they are a mouthpiece for higher taxes, bigger government, and more legislative intrusion in individual lives.



Have you ever listened?
3/24/2011 3:53 pm

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Winning the lottery is one of my favorite daydreams, which is stupid, because I never buy the tickets.
3/24/2011 2:47 pm

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AT&T is evil.

I have two lines on my account with them. Every month my bill is festooned with extra bullshit charges and I have to call and complain.

Try getting a straight answer out of them when you buy a plan, they are worse than old-time used car salesmen.
3/22/2011 7:49 pm

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. said:http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/20/article-1368066-0B40851E00000578-522_468x431.jpg



Note the criminal visage.
3/18/2011 5:51 pm

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The war cry of the feral female nog is truly horrifying.

Just overlay that with some jungle drums and some wild cheetah calls, you'll be scared shitless.
3/18/2011 5:48 pm

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It's against the law to eat there because we're sort of trying NOT to devolve into a third-world shithole.

You let em eat, pretty soon they'll be shitting, pissing, fucking on the train.

HUMANS know this already.
3/18/2011 2:38 pm

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Onanist said:Deleting it. Right now.

You're right. No need to hang on to it.

Out of interest, do you guys have regular movie collections or delete after watching them? What about music? Same?



I do this maybe twice a year. When you start to rebuild (you will) that's your opportunity to start seeing some fresh new faces and new and improved acts of perversion.

When I first started using the internet, it would take like three hours to download and combine 25 usenet posts to get a :30 second clip of a hot chick masturbating.

Go forward in time to now, you have fucking xhmaster.com with on-demand videos of pretty much anything you can think of available all the time.

Is that progress?
3/18/2011 2:35 pm

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. said:I'm the taco bell guy. I shit liquid 5 more times until literally nothing was left. Slept and this morning my ass is still store but at least I'm done wiff the runny shit.

WTF are they doing at Taco Bell? Maybe the illegals wipe their butts with their hands and then wipe it on the food. Maybe they put some chemical in it to make your shit explode. Do they single out white people and add some runny shit powder? I just had a chicken burrio and a bean burrito. And I know it was taco bell because the rest of what I had yesterday was totally generic (cereal, sandwich, etc. all at home).



Serious answer - there's shit in fast food that isn't "food." Especially in "beef" and any kind of oil they are cooking with.

If I ever get constipated I just hit Taco Bell. Blows through my system like a freight train.

I have fired projectiles of liquid stool out of my ass, pants down, duckwalking backwards into the office bathroom, after just two tacos.
3/17/2011 7:45 pm

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. said:Insurance doesn't pay in cases of suicide.



Yes it does. My insurance agent is a friend of mine, he said that the belief that insurance doesn't pay in case of suicide is an urban myth.

3/17/2011 7:19 pm

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. said:You need to buy washing machines made in germany. I suspect one reason for the poor quality in 2007 vs 1996 is more oursourcing to china. The chinks can make really cheap stuff and cheap is everything the average american consumer cares about. Quality is not important.



Any suggestions as to brand?
3/17/2011 7:17 pm

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. said:Anyone ever own that POS called the Maytag Neptune? Quite possibly the biggest shit washer ever manufactured



Ahh, fuck, don't say that. We have one and it probably averages two loads a day. It's at least six years old (came with the house).

I do NOT want to have to replace this fucking thing.

Mold around the vinyl collar at the door is a problem.
3/17/2011 7:04 pm

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. said:If you consider using a front loading machine harder to use than a top loader, you are a failure at life.



Unless you measure your weight in Saville units, they are both easy to use.

Difference is that the top-loaders break less often.
3/9/2011 8:17 pm

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I have to admit - in my younger days, after several beers - yeah. I'd hit it.
3/9/2011 4:40 pm

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swidgen said:really?

that's fuckin gay son.



What's gay about gangster movies? That movie was hilarious.
3/9/2011 2:56 pm

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"Miller's Crossing."

Love this flick and I'm surprosed so few have seen it.
3/8/2011 4:28 pm

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So now this is going national -

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41963513/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/41968126
3/8/2011 3:44 pm

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Did he kill others in the defense of innocents?
3/8/2011 3:24 pm

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. said:You could grow it on the entire gulf coast and give those hicks something to do.



Fuck that, just use all of Puerto Rico and our other suitable holdings.
3/7/2011 8:08 pm

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GUMBY said:Remember back in the 80's when a father of a molestation victim shot and killed the pedo in front of cameras while he was exiting the courtroom? I think the dad got off fairly easily.



That's happened a few times. Here's one -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GztVy14MvWY

That Dad got off with 5 years probation.
3/7/2011 7:59 pm

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Zathrus2 said:Well, it looks like the little boy didn't die a virgin!

"Superior Court Judge Thomas H. Needham accepted the plea bargain that would spare the Foremans any further ordeal — including details of what the killer may have done — and said that the length of the sentence assured that justice had been done."



Dude. What the fuck is wrong with you?
3/7/2011 7:49 pm

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...when he is released from prison.

I remember this story from when I was a kid. Psycho killed a little boy in 1975 and confessed in 1982. Sentenced to 40 years in prison, with time off he could be out this summer.

And the Dad of the dead boy just said, on the radio, that he will kill him if he can find him.

Full story here -

http://www.projo.com/news/content/MICHAEL_WOODMANSEE_03-06-11_PIMQFMO_v39.1941899.html

Quote from the Dad here -

http://newsblog.projo.com/2011/03/5-year-old-victims-father-says.html

I hope he gets him. There's no jury in RI that would convict him, even if he did it on live TV.

3/7/2011 7:39 pm

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. said:You fucking losers. There is NO advantage of the metric system over what we have now.

Its so fucking simple that even the retards here could handle it.


1 acre = 66 feet × 660 feet (43,560 square feet)
1 chain × 10 chains (1 chain = 66 feet = 22 yards = 4 rods = 100 links)
1 acre is approximately 208.71 feet × 208.71 feet (a square)
4,840 square yards
160 perches. A perch is equal to a square rod (1 square rod is 0.00625 acre)
10 square chains
4 roods
A chain by a furlong (chain 22 yards, furlong 220 yards)
1/640 (0.0015625) square mile (1 square mile is equal to 640 acres)


Jesus. How much simpler could it fucking BE?



You forgot the cubits.
3/7/2011 7:34 pm

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. said:Because the whole freakin' country is split up evenly into those. Not just for house lots or farms, but for 'sections' of land.

Your changing something that is sliced and diced into integer amounts or simple fractions into high precision numbers.



Last I checked, the whole country wasn't split up into acres.

My property is slightly less than one acre.

Guy next to me, maybe a third of an acre.

Where are you getting this?
3/7/2011 7:29 pm

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. said:Gonna change acres to square meters?



Why not?
 

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