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3/11/2012 1:36 am

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MW.nli said:Tried using "Help" yet?

Apparently this involves doing some timeline bullshit and then dragging shit around. Why not just have a rotate button? How hard is that? Elements is supposed to be a dumbed down version. This version, version 10 sucks.

3/11/2012 1:33 am

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. said:You mean they forgot to add the I'M FUCKING DRUNK button.

I'm most creative when I'm drunk, actually. I do my best editing and writing. This Adobe shit is fucking me up. CS5 is drunk friendly.

3/11/2012 1:32 am

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There has been a lot of yelling at my computer

3/11/2012 1:31 am

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Look. All I want to do is take a video that I filmed upside down and make it right side up. It is impossible for me to do after I have been drinking. Seems that they forgot TO FUCKING ADD a simple rotate button.

Fuck!

3/10/2012 3:34 pm

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I hope this comes to the USA. I could not wait to throw bricks at some of these people.

3/10/2012 4:19 am

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. said:so this plan is basically doing a bunch of pushups for 6 weeks. Wow, what a breakthrough.

Pretty much. But I bet you cannot crank off 100 to save your life right now.

I'm not sure how many pullups I can do right now. I always use the lat pull down machine at the gym. I need a CHEF pullup bar finder if you remember that awesome thread. A pullup bar for tall alphas.

3/10/2012 3:53 am

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http://hundredpushups.com/

I can crank off 100 easy but that website is fucking awesome even if you can only do 1 pushup.

Check it out. Even you betas that are poor can afford it. Push ups are fucking free.

3/10/2012 3:50 am

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. said:What was the total cost to make?

Hard to say. The flour, yeast and olive oil were left overs from the Super Bowl party.

3/10/2012 3:47 am

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I don't usually make fun of cripples out in the outdoors because they are you know...outside and trying to be active. I save my mocking for fat people at buffets and shit. But this....would make me fall over laughing

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T9qRRconOdI/S6w8E4iAtFI/AAAAAAAABAE/s5jxkhtm9bU/s640/cozumel.jpg

3/10/2012 2:15 am

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Two years ago, I saw a slightly obese white woman wearing pants, she was about 35 years old, with black curly hair just rip off a gigantic fart. She was walking along in an office building in a hallway. She sort of twisted her ass up and lifted her leg a little in mid stride and just ripped off this massive bugle fart. I saw the whole thing happen. She was in middle leg lift as I came around the corner about 30 feet in front of her. She stayed stone faced the whole time. Not sure why I remember it so well. Maybe it was the noise, really loud!

3/10/2012 2:04 am

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. said:Wrong. I'm an AMEX shareholder.

Me too, through Berkshire Hathaway

3/10/2012 2:03 am

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angina.boi said:That shit is going to kill you.

We eat good healthy meals

3/10/2012 1:58 am

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Indoor pizza this time. Since it's cold outside by Dallas standards we heated up the house cooking pizzas. Put some beer in the dough this time which we all enjoyed. My wife got pretty shitfaced on wine and made my kids disco dance while I cooked. We have lights in the den that will flicker to the beat of the stereo so we had our own Italian discotechque in house.

Special.

Tonight was the first time my oldest kid facepalmed in embarrassment that my wife was dancing. That is a special moment in a boys life, when that happens. I wonder where else that has happened in public and if punitive action against the wife is needed. Like a spanking.

:lol:

Bros before hoes!

3/9/2012 3:39 am

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I could make my dog howl to that song if I felt like it. She hates songs like that.

3/9/2012 2:22 am

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3/9/2012 2:20 am

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3/8/2012 2:58 am

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. said:Wouldn't it have been better to check this, before making such a stupid comment?

I don't want to look it up.

:lol:

3/8/2012 2:43 am

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. said:No it won't, fucking moron.

Why not? What time span was the ipad 1 to the ipad 2 and ipad 3?

3/8/2012 2:15 am

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ipad 4 will probably be out for Christmas. I still have not found one legit use for one.

3/7/2012 2:30 pm

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Jurors will google his name during the trial. Guess what they will find.

3/7/2012 4:59 am

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Houston Texans would be awesome. They have a good team and just lack a QB. One year with the Texans and he could take them to the Super Bowl.

3/7/2012 2:55 am

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. said:http://i.imgur.com/NVxqF.jpg

Oh shit, I totally forgot about that chick crying!

3/6/2012 2:38 am

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. said:tlc was never watchable

It was in the mid-1990s when they had informative shows on tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, tigers. It was like Nova shows with commercials. I enjoyed it.

3/6/2012 2:36 am

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In Dallas the police will not even show up for shoplifting under $50. The city council made it a law or something. Retailers are on their own for catching, detaining and getting their shit back.

3/6/2012 2:03 am

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Only minorities and women watch TV. Men do not watch TV.

Why else do you think all the commercials are geared towards dark people and women, most of the commercials make fun of white males.

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