My kids can dance to this pretty good. Not as good as me. We all dance in our den and it is very special. Even on the furniture, bet your parents never did that.
If you don't give them jobs, they go crazy. So they get cool jobs doing cool stuff. Most parents are buzzkills when it comes to this kind of stuff. Not me.
Cheese and sauce for the the youngest child. The others have graduated to pepperoni and sausage. My daughter really likes weird food like wasabi peas, habanero sauce and goose pate. So I made a little area with hot peppers on it for her. She then puts habanero sauce on it.
White children like having jobs and doing work. It's part of their DNA. They like hauling brush, digging holes, doing stuff outside. If you are white and were a little kid, you remember the fascination with brooms, shovels, sticks.
Sometimes we pretend to be Indians and have fires in the backyard and pretend to live in a cave. The kids are into it. The whole cooking over the fire and sitting on the ground while they eat.
I'm renting a Roto-tiller for the garden this weekend. My oldest son said "We're doing hard worker man work tomorrow and I need to eat a lot for my muscles"
Damn straight!
My wife drives my kids to construction sites to watch the bulldozers dig.
I think mothers dream of little supper time experiences like that where everyone is hauling off being awesome and shit, laughing their asses off. It's special.
Those are all stray cats. They dont give a flying fuck about humans killing each other. Alley cats would use bazookas and flamethrowers on each other if they could figure them out! Cats dont give a shit. They are little killers!
B-17s dropped bombs in daytime over specific factories or other targets. B-24s flew out of southern Europe quite a bit and hit oil facilities and shit. The British flew at night and just got over a city and dropped their bombs wherever.
Good news is she will spend the fuck out of that money, SPREAD THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OUT. That google guy would never spend it. She will. Help the economy.
They can keep a chest of drawers that has all their little curious, diplomas, jewelry. And a closet with dress clothes, wedding dress, firearms. That kind of shit. Everything else gets tossed. Even bed sheets and towels. Gone. All the food in the entire house is gone too. Throw it all away. Same with all the plug in appliances on countertops, gone.
They need to get a construction dumpster, roll off model, in their driveway. Then just throw everything they own, away. Almost everything. I guess antiques and heirlooms they can keep. Everything else, including 90 percent of all clothes, gets thrown fucking away.
I recently threw away maybe 40 trash bags of shit in our house. The feeling this whole past week has been awesome because we are so clutter free. Old shit we will never use, or rarely use? Fuck it. Chunk it.
I have purposely ignored women in the past in social settings, only to overhear them say "Why is he ignoring me, is he gay?". They were doing the whole laser beam eye contact bullshit. All I had to do was look at them and I could have fucked them. I denied them. Because I don't have to play that game.
When I met my wife, we literally laser beam eye contacted at the same time. I wish everyone could experience that. A 4000 pound bunker buster JDAM could have gone off 200 yards away and we would not have heard it.
Get a bag of zinc lozenges and start sucking them like crazy. Drink a fuckload of orange juice or something high in vitamin c. I thought it was bullshit till I got a cold 6 weeks ago. Taking the zinc really shortened the time.
We missed our chance with Libya. We could have gone and been pretty safe. We could have formed a column of desert rats on technical vehicles and cleaned up. Fight in the day, party at night.
