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2/6/2012 7:26 am

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11/24/2011 7:37 pm

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I basically listen to the dubstep "wop wop wop" shit today because the younger (21-29) gals like it. Unless you find a hermit, you ain't gonna be able to land a 20-something today without at least knowing a little something about the whole skrillex/bassnectar blah blah stuff. Yes there are subgenres, but none of the women I have met care about the details. They're just impressed when I talk about who I saw at Ibiza this past summer.

Previous poster was correct; the whole techno whatever scene has been huge in Europe forever. Seems like the trends start there, come to the States in a more diluted form, and then pass to Asia. 2 years from now all of the current US stuff will have faded, and some new recycled copycat stuff from Europe will take its place. Who cares, it's simply something that can be used as a commonality when striking up conversation with the younger set. :tard:

Shit all sounds the same, too. Boing boing wop wop shit.
11/8/2011 2:34 am

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This is bullshit. Very, very, very few personal trainers make more than $20K/yr. They have to end up selling supplements, sitting in a booth at trade shows, etc etc to crack anything near $30K. Even the larger gyms such as 24 Hour Fitness, Bally's, and Spectrum start their trainers out at $15/hr. And those trainers probably only have enough clients for 15 hours per week.

Rest of the list is b.s. Anyone who goes to school go get a degree is "Art" is stupid, stupid, fucking stupid.
6/26/2011 9:37 am

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epic_fail said:I'm not "epic fail". I am simply tired of being alone, and desire the solace of other like-minded, tortured souls :sadbanana:



Oh. Oops :classiclol:
6/26/2011 9:36 am

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I'm not "epic fail". I am simply tired of being alone, and desire the solace of other like-minded, tortured souls :sadbanana:
5/21/2011 5:59 pm

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. said:http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k205/TxRob/RobandLisaRolexs.jpg

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k205/TxRob/WristShots2003.jpg




His wife is fucking heinous. FUCK. :piggy:

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http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd228/truerolexer/Image006.jpg



I don't get this one. Her face looks like a mask, or maybe she has Down's and put a lot of makeup on :sad:

If my gf looked like either of these women, I wouldn't let her go outside. :sadbanana:
5/19/2011 1:00 pm

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epic_fail said:The problem is, a vicious cycle has been started that nobody will be able to stop.

Today, every Tom, Dick, and Mary has a college degree. I mean, every Gen Y is going to college -somewhere-. Looking around, the only people w/o college degrees today are the jackasses, losers, and complete fucktards. So most companies now include "4 Year Degree" as a base requirement, as a simple way of filtering out the jackasses, losers, and complete fucktards. As a result, a 4 year degree has become a screening element for every. single. job. A buddy of mine has a son who applied for a 'management potential track' :wtf: job at STARBUCKS, and they required a 4 year degree. Starbucks?

I have to admit that I am helping perpuate this. When I meet a mid-to-late 20 something or 30-something who claims to not have been to college, that person is usually out of work, lazy, or has that 'dull' look to them. I'm sure they sit around and blast resumes out all day; I simply don't want to hear from them. So even when my teams hire, they use the 4 Year Degree filter.

It is what it is. Either play the game, or drop out and blame it on the jews, africans, obamacare, the guy from IMF raping the maid, etc.



oh my FUCK,,, the N-WORD is now auto-replaced by the word "Africans"?????
5/19/2011 12:58 pm

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The problem is, a vicious cycle has been started that nobody will be able to stop.

Today, every Tom, Dick, and Mary has a college degree. I mean, every Gen Y is going to college -somewhere-. Looking around, the only people w/o college degrees today are the jackasses, losers, and complete fucktards. So most companies now include "4 Year Degree" as a base requirement, as a simple way of filtering out the jackasses, losers, and complete fucktards. As a result, a 4 year degree has become a screening element for every. single. job. A buddy of mine has a son who applied for a 'management potential track' :wtf: job at STARBUCKS, and they required a 4 year degree. Starbucks?

I have to admit that I am helping perpuate this. When I meet a mid-to-late 20 something or 30-something who claims to not have been to college, that person is usually out of work, lazy, or has that 'dull' look to them. I'm sure they sit around and blast resumes out all day; I simply don't want to hear from them. So even when my teams hire, they use the 4 Year Degree filter.

It is what it is. Either play the game, or drop out and blame it on the jews, africans, obamacare, the guy from IMF raping the maid, etc.
5/14/2011 3:22 pm

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I have to admit. Every (EVERY) guy I either know or have heard of who has a foreign bride (i.e., one met overseas or as one of the mail-order programs) is a complete, useless beta. The guys on the show are pretty much exactly the demographic. Old, fat/obese, "odd", bald, middling-to-average intelligence, beta. They would never show an 'alpha' on that show who does the same thing, because I don't think there are any. I mean seriously, if you are a good looking, in shape, educated, at least reasonably affluent (or at least solvent!), guy with a hint of personality, of almost any age in the States... Why would you have to be scouring sites for women from the Ukraine?

The guys in that video are a fucking mess, and an embarrassment.
5/8/2011 3:31 am

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"I am now authorized to use physical force."
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5/5/2011 5:43 pm

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Both of these women are somewhat different. This 'secbarbie' woman at least comes across as highly intelligent. (Cue the "No but I'm smarter than her, she only does security for Mac platforms, etc etc" :rolleyes:). All of that b.s. aside, she seems fairly put together professionally. Physically, however: I don't think I'd give her a second glance (or even a first) on the street. I don't find her attractive, and I'm not into the 'pleasingly plump' mid-30s. She probably wouldn't find me attractive either. Doesn't matter.

The second woman: She's a mess. A self-described slob. Stocky build. Has apparently been with a fair share of guys. I can't easily discern what she'd have to offer. I am in the mid-30s range (which I guess is the age she would consider 'creepy') but would never date anyone her age, or anyone of her 'type'. (Self-absorbed, immature, sloppy, materialistic, borderline alcoholic.) Any guy who decides to make a lifetime commitment to her will be in for a LOT of work.

Secbarbie: I probably can't begrudge her anything. She has her schtick, and it is working. (And no, I don't want to get laid by her.)
Career Girl: She will be posting to her same blog, lashing out at the world from her Throne Of Selfishness and Immaturity, surrounded by cats, single and childless, when she is 40. :oldlol:

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5/1/2011 2:55 pm

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Meh, don't want. I'm set as it is. Sure, I'm jeal of her paycheck, but my gf and I ain't broke by any stretch of the imagination. So again, the nigs can have her.
5/1/2011 2:47 pm

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I don't get it. She looks like a chubby mexican housecleaner with a lot of makeup. Those women stand at the streetcorners waiting for the bus at 4p every day in the nicer parts of Santa Monica.

GF and I saw her at a club a few months ago. She was like 5'4" WITH THREE INCH HEELS. She's literally short and fat, with hair extensions.

Black guys can have her.
1/30/2011 9:47 pm

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. said:She ain't getting any prettier, younger, or more successful:

http://www.podcast.tv/video-episodes/laura-berning-film-location-scout-11030574.html



her teeth are fucked up and she is not pretty



:wtf: not attractive!!!! So entitled for such a lame-looking woman. She couldn't land a decent guy in NYC, so she downgraded to a lower market (New Orleans? Seriously?) and is now being passed around by da blacks.

I knew so many women like her, 10 years ago when I was in my mid-20s. Women who were holding out for the guy with a "European car and a subzero refrigerator". Now those women are in their mid to late 30s, still single, not even dating. Becoming angrier and more jaded and more judgmental by the minute.

Fuck 'em. They made their decisions and locked themselves into a mindset years ago that will ensure they'll miss out on the engagement, marriage, and parenthood trains that women lust after. This chickenhead will settle for whoever is there when she's 45-50 years old, long after her eggs have dried up and dripped out into her cats' food bowls.
1/25/2011 4:57 am

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dangerbaby said:He's too lazy to be even a DJ?



Apparently the fucker is too lazy to even get up out of bed. :rant:
1/18/2011 6:22 pm

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This place is what it is. Take it at face value.
1/18/2011 6:20 pm

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If you can afford to live out here, and the right way, there are very few places that are better. (The right way = nice, low-crime, high-income part of town). Santa Monica (North of Montana), Palisades, even Palos Los Verdes are some of the nicest neighborhoods I've ever seen or lived in.

Yes, if your experience w/ SoCal was back when you lived in Culver City or Huntington Park, then I agree it was Hell. Gotta do it A.W.O.L. style, or not at all. (Anywhere West Of Lincoln). But good luck finding a good home in these parts for less than $1.5M or a rent that is less than $4K/month.

And as for the beaners & africans: Stop obsessing over them. They are easily avoidable.
12/31/2010 9:55 am

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I was expecting this to be a Rex. :wtf:
12/28/2010 5:07 pm

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huh
12/27/2010 11:07 am

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FC Detective. said:she's been married to some guy in london for over 10 years



Link? Don't bother look for one, there isn't.
12/27/2010 11:00 am

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. said:She's like infusion in the sense that she ignored her "sell by" date. I'd say about 95% of women (the remaining 5 are too ugly, fat, fucked up, etc) to get their hooks into virtually any dude, enough to either suck the life out of him should she choose to stay with him and/or "take the money and run" in a divorce. Any woman who doesn't take advantage of this by their mid 30s is a fucking fool and I have absolutely no pity for them.



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12/15/2010 12:35 am

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Lots of epic fail in this thread, so I had to chime in.

If you opt to follow my recommendation of "Do. Never. Marry.", you'll need to be Ok with being seen as a beta/trev/loser/shut-in/etc after the age of 40 or so. People will think you are odd, gay, a social misfit, etc. That's Ok; for the most part, the people who think that are trapped in evil, dead-end, soul-sucking relationships. Take it in stride, text your 25 year old girlfriend with the tight little body, and go travel somewhere.

Take it from someone who was in a fail of a marriage up until about 6 years ago: You aren't missing anything. Don't worry about this other bullshit. Just Do Never.
12/11/2010 6:18 pm

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Meh. $250K is a solid wage for any single guy, anywhere in the US. Sure, you won't be able to live the life of ferraris and supermodels (unless you live in like, Utah or something), but it is very solid. And it's in the top 5% of all salaries, so you'll make more than 'just about everyone else'. Don't listen to the tards here (most of whom are unemployed or simply useless). Consider yourself lucky.

Trust me: If you aren't in executive or super-senior management, and you're big bargaining chip is the fact that you know FoxPro, the company will be fine without you. As a previous poster said, the company will fret and struggle for a few weeks, but then all will be back tomorrow. There are very few non-startups out there that would simply fold if one junior employee left. Get over yourself.
12/7/2010 4:50 am

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therealhenner said: :confused: Bitter?

Sounds like yuor better off so why the negativity??



Why?

It's not the money. It's not the effect it had on my career or family. It's something Hens have little respect for, or appreciation of. Yet ironically it's something they have far less of than men.

Time.

My ex wife wasted my motherfucking time. Years of it. Years I could have been either married to someone else who wanted a family, or single and living more frugally and generally doing what I wanted to. I'll never get my time back.

Here's a :trev: to save some other dumb cunt their time.



You have earned this: :potd:
11/29/2010 3:24 am

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Nope. Had the chance once, a few years ago. I didn't give it more than like 5 seconds of thought.

Too many hot women on this planet, most of whom don't have herpes or some recurring nightmare sorefest. Go bang one of them.
 

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