Learn how to read English. Sure, the bitches can get laid, but can they get someone to spend the rest of their lives with? Someone that thinks of them more than a cumdumpster? After 34, women's prospects of getting married go down to almost nil.
Posted 8/23/2009 7:19 pm
I wonder if I could get on Datelab, have them take some pictures with the camera angled up my nostrils, and be put down by some former sorority date rape case.
Sure, you are clever with the computers and the emoticons. You've had a lot of time to practice, in between masturbation sessions in your ring-suburb apartment during the lonely weekend hours that stretch between the end and beginnings of your cubicle weeks. Meanwhile, the "catherders" you pretend to scorn are out getting boned vigorously by guys that make you mutter under your breath.
Posted 8/23/2009 8:03 pm : Edited 8/23/2009 8:05 pm
"We went into Kramerbooks, and I asked him if he wanted dessert. We shared a chocolate mousse. He looked like he was going to offer to pay for dessert, too, but I did."
Does she mean she paid for his dessert for him or he just failed to pay for hers?
EDIT: Wait. There was one dessert. But is she saying she offered to pay for dessert or is she butthurt about having to pay? It's hard to tell.
