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  ANY OF YOU FELLOWS EVER GO TO A HIGH SCHOOL CLASS REUNION?
Hymie_Jaggerstein
WURLITZER PRIZE, 2010

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PROBABLY NOT. I DON'T BLAME YOU. I WAS PONDERING THAT WHOLE SCENE TODAY, AND I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T WANNA GO AND SEE EVERYBODY ALL FAT, BALDING, AND DEAD-EYED. I'VE SEEN A FEW OF THEM OVER THE YEARS, AND WHEN I HAD MYSPACE FOR 3 WEEKS WHEN IT WAS COOL, AND IT WAS DEPRESSING- CAN'T IMAGINE HOW THEY'LL LOOK BY REUNION TIME. I WILL REMEMBER THEM AS THEY WERE, NOT AS COLLEGE DROPOUTS, SINGLE MOMS, AND PEOPLE WHOSE WORK-LIVES ARE ONLY MARGINALLY BETTER THAN THE DEBT PEONS OF THE 19TH AND 20TH CENTURY DELTA. THIS HILLBILLY SHIT OF GETTING MARRIED AT 18-22 HAS A DELETERIOUS EFFECT ON FOLKS' HEALTH- PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE I GRADUATED WITH LOOKS LIKE THEY GREW UP WORKING IN A COTTON MILL.
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I'm not going back to mine until i sort out my fucking life
Hymie_Jaggerstein
WURLITZER PRIZE, 2010

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. said:I'm not going back to mine until i sort out my fucking life


HIRE A HOOKER AND RENT A PORSCHE FOR THE NEXT ONE, DOT. I'LL TAKE UP A COLLECTION IF YOU PROMISE YOU'LL GO.
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:HIRE A HOOKER AND RENT A PORSCHE FOR THE NEXT ONE, DOT. I'LL TAKE UP A COLLECTION IF YOU PROMISE YOU'LL GO.

I'll donate if he posts pics
extremechick
~ I miss HYMIE ~

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Fake Hymie? :sadbanana:
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extremechick said:Fake Hymie? :sadbanana:

It's the one with the underscore... both could be fake tho
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extremechick said:Fake Hymie? :sadbanana:



he doesn't sound like the real hymie, this one is really boring.
Hymie_Jaggerstein
WURLITZER PRIZE, 2010

3921 posts

extremechick said:Fake Hymie? :sadbanana:


NO. THERE IS A FAKE HYMIE, BUT I'M NOT HIM. HE'S A GOOD GUY, THOUGH.
Hymie_Jaggerstein
WURLITZER PRIZE, 2010

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. said:
extremechick said:Fake Hymie? :sadbanana:



he doesn't sound like the real hymie, this one is really boring.


I WAS ALWAYS BORING, FUCKWAD. THIS "SOBRIETY RUINED HYMIE/HYMIE IS FAKE BECAUSE HE SUCKS NOW" BUSINESS IS BULLSHIT. I WAS NEVER INTERESTING. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
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take inky with you

have her wear a nice school girl out fit with fuck me pumps
Hymie_Jaggerstein
WURLITZER PRIZE, 2010

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. said:take inky with you

have her wear a nice school girl out fit with fuck me pumps


WHAT THE H? IS IT MY 50TH REUNION?
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:HIRE A HOOKER AND RENT A PORSCHE FOR THE NEXT ONE, DOT. I'LL TAKE UP A COLLECTION IF YOU PROMISE YOU'LL GO.


I don't need a hooker hiring but the porche would help.
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get a nice young man to join you

some fucking model guy

that will show em :lol:
paleoflatus
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I went to my 10th. Skipped the rest.

Next one is the 40th.

If I'm alive for the 50th I might go just to laugh at all the dead people.
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:WHAT THE H? IS IT MY 50TH REUNION?

:lol:
Dicentra
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:PROBABLY NOT. I DON'T BLAME YOU. I WAS PONDERING THAT WHOLE SCENE TODAY, AND I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T WANNA GO AND SEE EVERYBODY ALL FAT, BALDING, AND DEAD-EYED. I'VE SEEN A FEW OF THEM OVER THE YEARS, AND WHEN I HAD MYSPACE FOR 3 WEEKS WHEN IT WAS COOL, AND IT WAS DEPRESSING- CAN'T IMAGINE HOW THEY'LL LOOK BY REUNION TIME. I WILL REMEMBER THEM AS THEY WERE, NOT AS COLLEGE DROPOUTS, SINGLE MOMS, AND PEOPLE WHOSE WORK-LIVES ARE ONLY MARGINALLY BETTER THAN THE DEBT PEONS OF THE 19TH AND 20TH CENTURY DELTA. THIS HILLBILLY SHIT OF GETTING MARRIED AT 18-22 HAS A DELETERIOUS EFFECT ON FOLKS' HEALTH- PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE I GRADUATED WITH LOOKS LIKE THEY GREW UP WORKING IN A COTTON MILL.



Just today had a guy I went to highschool with call me at work! I haven't seen any of those people in 31 years. Personally I find it a little creepy that he found me and called me. :shudder:
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Dicentra said:Just today had a guy I went to highschool with call me at work! I haven't seen any of those people in 31 years. Personally I find it a little creepy that he found me and called me. :shudder:



HI DICENTRA! IT'S ME, BRIAN SAVILLE! REMEMBER - I'M THE GUY THAT SUCKED YOUR DICK IN HIGH SCHOOL! HOW YA DOIN?

:spanky: :poo:
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I did. I wound up banging one of my old teachers.
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. said:I did. I wound up banging one of my old teachers.

Did she take out her dentures before she blew you?
Inky_Chick
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Heck no.

I couldn't stand those hicks back then, I'm sure I would hate them just as much today.

Inky~Didn't go to the prom for the same reason. Yes, I had a date.
Inky_Chick
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. said:take inky with you

have her wear a nice school girl out fit with fuck me pumps

That I would consider :hmmm:
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Inky_Chick said:That I would consider :hmmm:

WTF happened to your post count?
Inky_Chick
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. said:WTF happened to your post count?

Whoa, beats me :stunned:
Dicentra
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!.nli said:HI DICENTRA! IT'S ME, BRIAN SAVILLE! REMEMBER - I'M THE GUY THAT SUCKED YOUR DICK IN HIGH SCHOOL! HOW YA DOIN?

:spanky: :poo:



Quite a feat considering I don't have a dick.
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Dicentra said:Quite a feat considering I don't have a dick.


Well, it's not easy to tell that you're female on a message board.

The point is, Spanky Brian J. Saville is a fat, fat fatty-fat fatass faggot who sucked off his buddy in high school, and who would probably do something as creepy as call an old high school friend 31 years later.

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