Posted 12/6/2009 9:00 am
I have a bunch. Mainly my hand smelling like my armpit if I worked out and didn't shower for a few days.
One time I was fucking my GF and the smell was so bad from her box I opened a window after I came. She had the nerve to say "It smells like sex in here"
Posted 12/6/2009 9:07 am
There was this girl at a bus stop, a red head with a stout butt wearing these really woolly yellow and brown hound's tooth slacks...they looked like they'd be itchy as hell to wear. It was a dreadfully cold February morning, clear, with that pale sunlight of late winter. If you got within 10 ft of her butt the stink of her yeast infection was so intense (I've never smelled anything like it before or since) that it was literally like someone sticking a big steel needle into the tip of your nose...the smell actually hurt the tip of my nose and tears would squirt out of my eyes. I found this fascinating and would walk away from her for releif and then approach her again and again and again simply because I didn't beleive anything could stink so fucking bad.
Posted 12/6/2009 9:11 am
I know a guy who did as part of his internship zillions of vaginal examinations in a clinic for such maladies. 90% of the business was handing out monostat for vaginal yeast infections. He had to spread their legs and get his nose right in there. He simply couldn't believe some of the vile stenches he had to contend with, and from girls who were gorgeous models too. They were intimidated by him because he's from a really rich family (his brother drives a brand new Ferrari Modena) and very apologetic, but to this day he says the experience of examining all those rotten cunts has pretty much permanently disgusted him with sex. He chooses to spend his off hours entertaining himself like he did when he was 14; playing chess, computer games, surrounded by his huge model car collection and other toys. One of the most cynical and intelligent men I've ever known.
Posted 12/6/2009 9:14 am
If my hand smells like an armpit from fingering them, why would these stupid bitches think I'd ever go down on them? Don't they ever test their own scent?
Posted 12/6/2009 9:20 am
I've had a good share of vag, and not once has one ever smelled bad. Now ass, particularily krunk like ass smelled like shit, as expected.
I am traditional, so I know for a fact that women with a bush don't have a different smelling pussy, it's just the same. If she's on her period, or on the last day it has a slight stench to it, but I've never smelt a yeast infection so I don't know.
Being an OBGYN isn't some dream job, in fact it's hell, the insurance costs more than it pays and when a 44 year old women finds out her kid is gonna be a tard they sue for millions cause he caused it "during delivery".
bullshit profession, and should be hold harmless on many procedures. anyway back to ranchy crotch. nope, never and I've seen everything from jungle 70's bush to brazillian wax and it's no differnt, even in nationality.
I know young boys think vagina is "gross" and they won't eat it cause they are little fags...but I've never found a problem, and I'm still herp free top and down.
