mr the horse said:

What was that old movie where the advertising dude goes crazy and he comes up with new ads with his buddies at the institution that are truthful? I think one was about how Ferraris or Porsches will get you blowjobs and one was about how Japanese electronics are superior because they're shorter and closer to the electronics and can assemble them with their small hands?

Shiny New Kid said:

mr the horse said:

What was that old movie where the advertising dude goes crazy and he comes up with new ads with his buddies at the institution that are truthful? I think one was about how Ferraris or Porsches will get you blowjobs and one was about how Japanese electronics are superior because they're shorter and closer to the electronics and can assemble them with their small hands?

I remember that one. Dudley Moore was the star.

Another one was, "American Airlines: We crash less often"

Zathrus2 said:

I would love to find out the backstory behind those commercials. It's like the owner promoted his brother in law or something. The commercials have that new but very stupid management feel about them.

umm said:

At 2:52 the guy is excited they are finally making it with cheese. Makes me wonder what they were using all these years.

truedat said:

The guy who started Dominoes is big into the Catholic Church and drained away all the profits by using shit ingredients to fund a Catholic University among other things.

Shiny New Kid said:

Charles Drucker: Harris. Say something honest, no holds barred.
Harris: I like... small boys.
Charles Drucker: About the product, you fucking idiot!

. said:

you sure you don't mean 'Chic-fil-a'?

. said:

I feel like I'm an asshole for eating their shitty pizza all these years, which they admit I have been eating. Fuck them, I'm never ordering a fucking thing from the ever.

. said:

By inference they also are saying you are more stupid than the other people who identified their food as crap and stopped buying.

In fact, I never stated I was a smart man, so I still win this debate.
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. said:

By inference they also are saying you are more stupid than the other people who identified their food as crap and stopped buying.

Papa John Schmenkman said:

"The cardboard complaint is the most common one"
"This is he one we hear over and over"
"That hits you right in the heart. This is what I've done for 25 years"

After 25 years you don't know that your pizza is shit?

Shiny New Kid said:

I ordered Dominos once and it was terrible.

I thought maybe I'd got a bad one as its such a huge and apparently popular company, so I ordered again a few weeks later.

That was awful as well, so I never ordered again.

I was baffled at how it became a huge chain

Shiny New Kid said:

I ordered Dominos once and it was terrible.

I thought maybe I'd got a bad one as its such a huge and apparently popular company, so I ordered again a few weeks later.

That was awful as well, so I never ordered again.

I was baffled at how it became a huge chain

. said:

If I'm in the mood for crap pizza and I want it right now, the Hot 'n' Ready for $4.99 at Little Caesar's that has been sitting under a heat lamp for an hour is superior to the $6.99 carry-out special at Domino's.

. said:

bs, unless you were raised on pizza served at school lunches