Ichiro Suzuki said:

I had one female roommate in college, and regretted it.

1.) She was a bigger slob/pig than any of the guys I roomed with in the fraternity house. Leaving dishes in the sink (for days), clothes thrown all over the apt., and don't even get me started about the filthy baffroom.

2.) Anytime I'd bring groceries home, there was a >50% chance that she'd scarf them down without replacing them. It was habitual with her - anything in the refrigerator, freezer, or pantry was fair game.

OTOH, she NEVER brought any food back to the apt.

UMM, KELLY...THERE WAS A POUND OF HAM AND SOME CHEESE IN DELI WRAPPERS IN THE REFRIGERATOR YESTERDAY - I WAS HOPING TO MAKE A SANDWICH, BUT NOW THEY'RE GONE.
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OH, YES - ME AND SOME FRIENDS CAME HOME DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND WE WERE HUNGRY AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING IN THE FRIDGE
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WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD RUN UP TO THE STORE THIS AFTERNOON AND REPLACE IT - I'M PRETTY HUNGRY
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OH, I'M PRETTY BROKE THIS WEEK - NO MONEY TO GO TO THE STORE. TEE HEE, I'M JUST A GIRL!
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I wouldn't mind it happening once in awhile, but this was every fucking weekend.

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS BITCH!
NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!
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WHA?
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GET YOUR PANTS DOWN
ITS TIME FOR YOUR SPANKING
DON'T MAKE ME COME AFTER YOU
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. said:

A female friend of mine is looking for a roommate, as am I. She is a 9/10, way out of my league. What are the pros and cons if we were to move into an apt?

. said:

Well, if she's a female "friend", you're probably never going to fuck her anyway, so go for it.

Seriously though, never move in with a chick you want to bone. No good deed goes unpunished in this world, and the minute you cave in and let her move in with you, she'll realise you're a doormat.

If you really want to bone this chick, what you need to do is START ROOMING WITH SOMEONE ELSE, possibly another chick who's nowhere near as hot as this one. When you do that, the hot chick will suddenly wonder why you chose the ugly chick over her, and that will give you an opening.