I got a great one for you, I really don't care if you call troll, I know better.
Once upon a time (Feb. 21)I was grocery shopping w/ Mrs. Buggy at the local Wal*Mart, it was not a good day and I was already agitated. So much so that I'd tried (unsuccessfully) to talk her into putting it off because I didn't entirely trust myself in public, but we needed stuff and I didn't think I'd be able to stay cool if an argument broke out.
So, anyway we're trying to decide on some Doggy chow for our little babies when Billy Bob and Thelma Lou Douchbag come around the corner and he pushes thier cart right fucking into me, I mean this jerkoff flat nails me, there's no fuckin way he didn't see me standing there.
I'm all glaring at him and saying 'hey, what the fuck man' or something and he's just fucking SMILING at me!
Then he says something like 'You oughta watch where your fuckin' goin' asshole'.
Now we're goin back and forth, my wife and his are screaming at each other, and his goddamn cart's still up against my belly, he said something that pissed me off enough to shove that fuckin cart back at him!
Fucker throws a punch, right in my face!
I don't remember what happened after that, but next thing I know I'm being held down by four guys, my wife's standing there with her lip split holding a clump of Thelma Lou's hair in one hand and most of the skank's blouse in the other (Mrs. Buggy; Do Never Test!) and screaming at me to calm the fuck down!
Down the aisle a little is Billy Bob, and he's fucking OUT!!! Thelma lou's pounding on some guy's chest screaming about something until the dude grabs her by the wrists and walks her away somewhere.
There's fuckin blood EVERYWHERE!
I can't see shit because my glasses are gone and blood in my left eye, but I know it's bad because one of the guys holding me down is asking why I had to kill the guy. I guess I passed out
I woke up in the E.R., we were all there gettin treated for our injuries, I'm cuffed to the bed and Mrs. Buggy's cuffed behind her back on the chair next to my bed, she told me that they were both cuffed up also, him to a bed.
My left arm's broken in three places along with three fingers on my left hand and my left cheekbone.
I also had a concusion and my left was swollen shut, it took eighteen stitches to close the cuts on my face (Billy Bob was wearing some kind of big ring), and the lower half of my dentures were gone(returned to me later after a store employee found them while cleaning up the mess).
Billy Bob's got a fractured skull, six broken ribs, a broken arm, broken wrist, broken nose,four broken fingers, one thumb, nine teeth, and may lose some of the vision in one eye (cops told me).
Mrs. Buggy's got a black eye, a split lip, a nasty looking bite on her left arm, and various bumps and bruises.
Thelma Lou's got a big clump of hair missing (not actually missing, they gave it back to her), broken nose and two black eyes along with bumps and bruises.
While in the hospital I told a cop and my therapist I planned to kill myself when I got released from the hospital, next thing I know I'm 150 miles away in 'protective custody' in the infirmary ward of the closest mental health facility to my house.
When I was released on thursday Iwas arrested for assault with intent to cause grievous injury and disorderly conduct. I was released O.R. on Friday with the condition that I mantain daily contact with my therapist.
Billy Bob is still in the hospital as of now but faces the same charges plus others that have something to do with him being a felon on parole.
Thelma Lou's parole was revoked and she faces new assault and disorderly conduct charges ( she attacked both me and my wife).
My wife is charged with assault and disorderly conduct. She was not taken to jail.
All four of us are tresspassed from Wal*Mart!
Monday police executed a search warrant on my house and took my .357 and ammo, including my 'magic' black talon bullet.
So I'm fucked right?
Am I going to prison do you think?
I do not have any memory of the fight after Billy Bob's first punch, but the police told me they have video of the fight itself from store cameras.
I asked to see it, they told me I'd see it if there was a trial.
Posted 3/11/2010 11:12 am
BTW, I have no criminal record except a disordely conduct charge inin '89 or '90.
Mrs. Buggy's served time for public intoxication, petty theft, grand larceny, and has been on probation 4 time for domestic violence/assault against me.
Posted 3/11/2010 12:28 pm
I believe you but you know better than to go into Walmart. There are better legal forums to ask for legal advice in I imagine.
Posted 3/11/2010 12:44 pm
Used, I like you. Have responded to many of your posts. You need a Lawyer, he will get the tape long before a trial. The key will be who tossed the first punch.
nailed you with the cart AND threw the first punch, you should be sitting pretty. You might even be able to sue his ass.
