A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
That's right. Clearly, the lack of access to firearms in that region of the world is forcing people to death by badger instead of more conventional means of suicide.
That would be my guess. I am just glad there was no midget counterparts of those two other faggots on Masterchef. Especially that fat fuck with the gay glasses.
Posted 9/17/2011 6:05 pm
The ancient peoples of those lanf dug many shallow and intricate tunnel systems to avoid soldiers and taxation. Perhaps he was just taking advantage of his diminutive stature to do some exploring?
