death2me said:

I'd say you'd want a building that's at least 15 to 20 storeys.

it would be your fate accompli, for all intensive porpoises

death2me said:

I'd say you'd want a building that's at least 15 to 20 storeys.

. said:

it would be your fate accompli, for all intensive porpoises

. said:

oh hey check out MR BIG TALKER ... talk is cheap you blubbering coward

I may be a blubbering coward but you know what else is cheap? Life. Life is cheap.

Brave Little Israel said:

Do you have a college degree? Leave the country and teach ESL. It is not very difficult. Check the job boards at www.eslcafe.com

college, yes. 7 years.

degree of any kind? no total failure at that too

. said:

college, yes. 7 years.

degree of any kind? no total failure at that too

. said:

i don't know what to do

. said:

You are not cut out for work.

Do what I did, and just stop worrying about it.

Live on the beach someplace warm.

how do i feed myself?

i have to eat organic food and can only tolerate dark beers without getting bloated

. said:

how do i feed myself?

i have to eat organic food and can only tolerate dark beers without getting bloated

. said:

Join the Army and get sent to Germany. They have farmer's markets.

You're probably too fat and/or lazy, though.

. said:

college, yes. 7 years.

degree of any kind? no total failure at that too

. said:

how the fuck you manage that?

didn't complete a foreign language.

nearly have enough credits for 3 degrees in total though

. said:

Thirty-five storey building is looking more appropriate now.

i didn't think i could get more depressed than when the topic stared.

but i am

death2me said:

20-25 storey building then.

NYC Man Plunges 40 Stories, Lands on Car, Survives
Updated: Wednesday, 01 Sep 2010, 9:09 AM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 01 Sep 2010, 8:47 AM EDT

NEW YORK (AP) - A New York City man who plunged 40 stories from the rooftop of an apartment building has survived after crashing onto a parked car.

Witnesses and police say 22-year-old Thomas Magill jumped from the high-rise at West 63rd Street on Tuesday. He landed in the backseat area of a Dodge Charger after crashing through the windshield.

He suffered broken legs. Police say he's in critical condition.

The car's owner, Guy McCormack, of Old Bridge, N.J., told the Daily News he's convinced that rosary beads he kept inside the Dodge saved Magill's life.

Police are investigating why Magill jumped from the building.

Magill isn't the only New Yorker to survive a high-rise fall. Window washer Alcides Moreno fell 47 stories from the roof of a skyscraper in December 2007, and doctors expected him to walk again.

kirby said:

Dude, OP you cheered me up


Thanks man, I needed that.

jerkass