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  Gentlemen, a VERY serious question for you regarding porn in the woods.
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When I was a kid we used to live next to a wooded area. Not really a forest, but lots of trees for a little bit. Every time we ventured in there, there was always lots of torn up bits of porn magazines laying around everywhere. I've even seen full pages on the ground out there. What shocked me the most is when I moved to LA, I went hiking one time and saw exactly the same thing! Anyone else have the same experience?
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Holy shit I've seen this! It's usually a bunch of weathered pages of hardcore porn. I wonder how it gets there.. do bums take it into the woods to jack off?
alltrue
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same thing happened here too, i found porn mags and a bunch of old school 70s porn novels, that all happened to be about incest. weird fuckin' neighbors...
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One time I was taking a shortcut through an apartment complex garage and saw a large black bag next to a mexican conversion van. I looked inside and it was a fucking jackpot: the bag was filled with porno tapes. There must have been like 50 or 60 of them in there. So I grabbed the bag and hid it behind some bushes nearby, planning to come back for it later when I figure out where to stash it permanently (being about 12 at the time I couldn't just take them home). I came back with a buddy after we found a place, probably 15 or so minutes and the bag was gone! Somebody else found it and snatched it up that fast! Fuck!
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alltrue said:same thing happened here too, i found porn mags and a bunch of old school 70s porn novels, that all happened to be about incest. weird fuckin' neighbors...

I would like to confirm that I have seen this in Russia as well. This may be a global phenomenon.
.Me So Horny
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Me too! I found a whole stack of magazines and DVDs of porn (dunno why they had DVDs, but whatever) and I grabbed them and sped away in my Yukon Denali! Good porn, too!
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So how the fuck do you suppose it gets there? Who would put porn in the woods?
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.Me So Horny said:I sped away in my Yukon Denali!
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C3PO
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GAY thread
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C3PO said:GAY thread
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Yeah, I bet you found loads of gay porn in the woods you starfish spearin motherfucker.
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. said:Yeah, I bet you found loads of gay porn in the woods you starfish spearin motherfucker.

:lol:
C3PO
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. said: :lol:



Laughing at yuor own post is the height of GAYNESS.
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C3PO said:Laughing at yuor own post is the height of GAYNESS.

I thought it was posting GAY on every thread.
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. said:So how the fuck do you suppose it gets there? Who would put porn in the woods?

I think aliens drop it off there.
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I have moved many times and have started to check for this shit. It's the weirdest fucking shit ever.
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here in northern europe too, but smaller quantities.
Maybe its people who wants to get rid of their porn, but fear that somebody would find out they had it in the first place...
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troll said:here in northern europe too, but smaller quantities.
Maybe its people who wants to get rid of their porn, but fear that somebody would find out they had it in the first place...

That's one idea I had, but I have never run into anyone like that. I have never known anyone who had ever in their life dropped porn off in the woods. And judging by the scale of this global phenomenon, there would have to be a constant crowd of people that keeps dropping the porn in the woods. Think about it, how long does a leaf of paper last in the elements? Two weeks, maybe three? There is always discernible and readable porn in the woods. Somebody is replenishing it.
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Yup, I've found 'woods porn' in both Michigan and Florida.
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In Vegas there's porn everywhere.
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. said:In Vegas there's porn everywhere.

I oughta smother you with my balls...
wil work for cash.
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Does finding an album of classic 70 porn music count, Last month I was on soul seek looking for some new tracks, so I went into this guys collection, and low and behold he had an album of porn music, even though I doubt I would be listening to these tracks I couldn’t pass up the chance of grabbing them, so the next time I keep a party you know what’s going to be coming out those speakers. Btw I’ve also come across the torn up magazine in my neck of the woods, Toronto, Canada. Jacking is universal.
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wil work for cash. said: Jacking is universal.

Ever jack in the woods?
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Porn in Maryland.
troll
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Someone still living with his parents maybe?
Or mentally handicapped (you know.. Retards..) people living in a nursing home (whats it called?)
Or maybe people who wants to be caught doing it in the woods, or just like the woods..
Pretty sure it not "normal" people. Hell.. Could even be people in religious communities..

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