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  Gentlemen, a VERY serious question for you regarding porn in the woods.
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. said:It's like fucking crop circles.
Except it's in teh woods, not a field.
And it's porn, not corn.



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11YQwG Cool lol hey bla bla bla bla
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C3PO said:Laughing at yuor own post is the height of GAYNESS.

I'm pretty sure sucking another guy's cock is gayer.
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Winner said:When I was a kid we used to live next to a wooded area. Not really a forest, but lots of trees for a little bit. Every time we ventured in there, there was always lots of torn up bits of porn magazines laying around everywhere. I've even seen full pages on the ground out there. What shocked me the most is when I moved to LA, I went hiking one time and saw exactly the same thing! Anyone else have the same experience?

No woods where I lived (Miami) but there was a dump about 1 mile from my house where there was prOn-O-plenty. That exact site where the dump used to be now sits Joe Robi stadium (or whatever the fuck it's call now).

Anyway, all kinds of shit. Even used rubbers but the prOn flowed free in the dumb by the Everglades.
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1980s suburban Detroit Michigan. Several sightings. We found porn in the woods that adjoined my Catholic grade school. Kind of disturbing when you think about it...
Anyways I remember we were arguing about an ad for a sex toy, it was some kind of primitive proto fleshlight with a molded mouth at the end of it. Being 5th graders not raised on internets or other filth, we thought it was meant to practice kissing. Not one of us knew you could stick your dick into it. I remember the ad copy said something to the effect of using it with crisco. :lol:
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Porn in the woods.
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The simplest and most obvious explanation is usually the correct one: the whole thing is a Jewish conspiracy.
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. said:1980s suburban Detroit Michigan. Several sightings. We found porn in the woods that adjoined my Catholic grade school. Kind of disturbing when you think about it...
Anyways I remember we were arguing about an ad for a sex toy, it was some kind of primitive proto fleshlight with a molded mouth at the end of it. Being 5th graders not raised on internets or other filth, we thought it was meant to practice kissing. Not one of us knew you could stick your dick into it. I remember the ad copy said something to the effect of using it with crisco. :lol:



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I grew up in England, and I definitely remember porn in the woods. I had a truce with my PE teacher, under which he'd let me skip team sports, in exchange for going on a cross-country run (i.e. getting out of his sight). I'd run a mile or so to a little wooded area on a hill, and there were porn mags there on more than one occasion. I would wank, and smoke cigarettes and cigars.

Back then, there was much more print porn around. As an adolescent, I often came across abandoned porn mags (people's gardens, hotel rooms, etc.)

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