. said:

It's like fucking crop circles.
Except it's in teh woods, not a field.
And it's porn, not corn.

C3PO said:

Laughing at yuor own post is the height of GAYNESS.

Winner said:

When I was a kid we used to live next to a wooded area. Not really a forest, but lots of trees for a little bit. Every time we ventured in there, there was always lots of torn up bits of porn magazines laying around everywhere. I've even seen full pages on the ground out there. What shocked me the most is when I moved to LA, I went hiking one time and saw exactly the same thing! Anyone else have the same experience?

. said:

1980s suburban Detroit Michigan. Several sightings. We found porn in the woods that adjoined my Catholic grade school. Kind of disturbing when you think about it...
Anyways I remember we were arguing about an ad for a sex toy, it was some kind of primitive proto fleshlight with a molded mouth at the end of it. Being 5th graders not raised on internets or other filth, we thought it was meant to practice kissing. Not one of us knew you could stick your dick into it. I remember the ad copy said something to the effect of using it with crisco.