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Posted 2/19/2009 6:31 pm
Anyone else commonly assess the geometry of urinals to find the best angle at which to avoid splashback?
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Posted 2/19/2009 7:32 pm
. said: Anyone else commonly assess the geometry of urinals to find the best angle at which to avoid splashback?
Easy, just do it at as steep an angle as possible above where the 'wall' meets the 'floor'. The splashing will go right into the drain.
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Posted 2/19/2009 7:50 pm
. said: Easy, just do it at as steep an angle as possible above where the 'wall' meets the 'floor'. The splashing will go right into the drain.
Careful not to let your stream reach a perpendicular angle though, then you will get 360 degrees of splash.*
*regarding urinals that continue all the way down to the floor.
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Posted 2/19/2009 10:29 pm : Edited 2/19/2009 10:30 pm
What you have to do is aim at the side edge/rim of the urinal, where you are hitting the surface at a wide angle thereby reducing to almost no splash. On certain urinals however its best to aim dead center into the drain (ones that don't have a perpetual little pool of pissy water).
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Posted 2/19/2009 10:37 pm
If you aim for feet you would inevitably hit your own.
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Posted 2/19/2009 10:49 pm
From the title I thought this thread was about taking careful shits so as not to splash the sack.
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Posted 2/20/2009 4:20 am
Polar said: If you aim for feet you would inevitably hit your own.
Not me. I piss right over em.
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Posted 2/20/2009 6:49 am
elephant.dick said: Polar said: If you aim for feet you would inevitably hit your own.
Not me. I piss right over em.
One time I got my dick caught in the garage door by accident.
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Posted 2/22/2009 4:43 am
I just piss down my hand and that diverts the splash (but my hand gets wet)
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Posted 2/22/2009 5:12 am
elephant.dick.jr said: elephant.dick said: Polar said: If you aim for feet you would inevitably hit your own.
Not me. I piss right over em.
One time I got my dick caught in the garage door by accident.
Limpdick?
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Posted 2/22/2009 6:49 pm
. said: I just piss down my hand and that diverts the splash (but my hand gets wet)
Me too! It helps make my hands tough so I play good baseball well!
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Posted 2/22/2009 7:17 pm
Moises Alou said: Me too! It helps make my hands tough so I play good baseball well!
Haha, tru that! I want this on my wall:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2678/1252/1600/alou.jpg
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Posted 2/23/2009 3:16 pm
Just avoid the piss candy at the bottom...its bad about making spraybacks!
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